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Even though there are an infinite number of places for 8-ball and cue-ball
to end up for your attempt at pocketing the 8-ball some setups occur more
often than others. Take the following example, for example. This 8-ball
shot requires the player to be competent at two key skills. Pocketing a
ball stuck to the rail, and also stretching/bridge usage.
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From left to right the difficulty increases. The first shot is leaning over the
rail (for a right handed player), the second is a long stretch, and the third uses the
bridge.
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This is concidered one of those shots that you will definetly want to make
90%+ successfully.
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Hold me close against your skin
I'm about to begin
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At a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me
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Sit on the corner of the bed
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Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out
At a medium pace
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Back between my legs
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All the people you work with
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And take the shampoo bottle
Out of my ass
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Strap on a dildo
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And do it at a medium pace
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I'm about to blow my load
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Then you look into my eyes
And you realize
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I said I'd leave, I could never leave her
And if I did, you know I'd never cheat her
But this I ask, it's what I want to know
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Another guy, you think it'd be unlikely
Another guy, you think he'd wanna fight me
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Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here
On the go, it's way too late to play
I need a girl that I can train
I heard it once, I'm sure I heard it twice
My dad used to give me all of his advice
He would say "you gotta turn your back and run now
Come on, son, you haven't got a chance now"
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I need a girl that I can train
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Don't Leave Me
Don't leave me all alone
Just drop me off at home
I'll be fine, it's not the first
Just like last time, but a little worse
And she said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and
She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down
I said "don't let your future be destroyed by my past"
She said "don't let my door hit your ass"
One more chance, I'll try this time
I'll give you yours, I won't take mine
I'll listen up, pretend to care
Go on ahead, I'll meet you there
And she said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and
She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down
I said "don't let your future be destroyed by my past"
She said "don't let my door hit your ass"
Let's try this one more time with feeling
One more time with feeling
One more time with feeling
One more time with feeling
She said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and
She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down
I said "don't let your future be destroyed by my past"
She said "don't let my door hit your ass"
Don't leave me all alone
Just drop me off at home
And I'll be fine
Aliens Exist
Hey mom, there's something in the backroom
Hope it's not the creatures from above
You used to read me stories, as if my dreams were boring
We all know conspiracies are dumb
What if people knew that these were real (real)
I'd leave my closet door open all night
I know the CIA would say "what you hear is all hearsay"
Wish someone would tell me what was right
Up all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like you
I am still the skeptic, yes, you know me (you know me)
Been best friends and will be 'til we die (die)
I got an injection of fear from the abduction
My best friend thinks I'm just telling lies, alright
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And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like you
Dark and scary, ordinary
Explanation, information
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother, biofather
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And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
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Please take me by the hand
It's so cold out tonight
I'll put blankets on the bed
I won't turn out the light
Just don't forget to
Think about me
And I won't forget you
"I'll write you once a week", she said
Why does it feel the same
To fall in love or break it off
And if young love is just a game
Then I must have missed the kick off
Don't depend on me
To ever follow through on
Anything, but
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I'll think about the times
She kissed me after class and
She put up with my friends
I acted like an ass
I'd ditch my lecture
To watch the girls play soccer
Is my picture
Still hanging in her locker?
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I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started makin' out and she took off my pants
But then, I turned on the TV
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD, my friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail
This state looks down on sodomy
And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is call ID, my friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And you still act like you're in freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me, my friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
That's about the time that she broke up with me (what's my age again?)
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me, I'll never wanna act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
What's my age again...
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You ground me all the time
I know that I was right all along
And I'm hoping
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I know not what I did
Just having fun
You couldn't wait for something new
And yesterday I thought of you
It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
It's too late, I fell through
Nothing to lose
A boy who went out
When he finished all his chores
Nothing to do
They can't trust me
Because I blew it once before
Shit dad
Please don't kick my ass
I know I've seen you trashed
At least one time
Can I blame it
On one of my dumb friends
It's been awhile
Since I have used that line
You couldn't wait for something new
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I was so stupid then
You needed time to grow
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As well my feelings do
In time things rearrange
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And playing those games as I wait for your call
And now I give up, so goodbye and so long
It's not a change of pace
This time I'll get it right
It's not a change of taste
I was the one there last night
You have your other friends
They were there when you cried
Didn't mean to hurt you then
Best friends just won't leave your side
But what do I get 'cause I just seem to lose
You make me regret those times I spent with you
And playing those games as I wait for your call
And now I give up, so goodbye and so long
It's not a change of pace
This time I'll get it right
It's not a change of taste
I was the one there last night
When I needed you most
When I needed a friend
You let me down now
Like I let you down then
So sorry, it's over
Voyeur
I'm sure she feels sorrow
The lonely guy I am I wait for her to change
I've been here two days, I'll sure be here tomorrow
I'd eat her all if she were on my dinner plate
And I wish, I wish she'd be more kind now
I'm out of luck cause the shades are pulled down
I've seen everything there is to be shown
I followed her all the way home
I can't be too cool in a tree with my pants down
The air is cold and I've got splinters in my feet
She caught me once but I don't think that she cares now
Unlike before her view is now blocked by a leaf
And I wish, I wish she'd be more kind now
I'm out of luck cause the shades are pulled down
I've seen everything there is to be shown
I followed her all the way home
I bet this last times the one time too many
The rush of waiting is burning through my head
Right after supper, her brother showers twice a week
He kicks my ass so much that filthy white inbred
I've made mistakes by looking in the wrong window
Her dad is big and I have never seen his face
I've been here two days I'll sure be here tomorrow
My lady's so sweet she likes to entertain
And I wish, I wish she'd be more kind now
I'm out of luck cause the shades are pulled down
I've seen everything there is to be shown
I followed her all the way home
I bet this last times the one time too many
The rush of waiting is burning through my head
Right after supper, her brother showers twice a week
He kicks my ass so much that filthy white inbred
Pathetic
I know I'm pathetic I knew when she said it
A loser a bum's what she called me when I drove her home
There's no more waiting and sure no more wasting
I've done all I can
But she still wants to be left alone
You got, you got, you got to help me out
And I'll try not to argue
No one, no one, no one likes a drop-out
Mistakes are hard to undo
Don't pull me down this is where I belong
I think I'm different
But I'm the same and I'm wrong
Don't pull me down this is where I belong
I think I'm different
This is where I belong
I think it's disgusting believing and trusting
If I gave a fuck
There would be nothing for me to prove
Although it's amusing, it's slightly confusing
I've done all I can
But her ego is still hard to move
You got, you got, you got to help me out
And I'll try not to argue
No one, no one, no one likes a drop-out
Mistakes are hard to undo
Don't pull me down this is where I belong
I think I'm different
But I'm the same and I'm wrong
Don't pull me down this is where I belong
I think I'm different
This is where I belong
Don't pull me down this is where I belong
I think I'm different
This is where I belong
Adam's Song
I never thought I'd die alone
I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
I traced the cord back to the wall
No wonder it was never plugged in at all
I took my time, I hurried up
The choice was mine, I didn't think enough
I'm too depressed to go on
You'll be sorry when I'm gone
I never conquered, rarely came
16 just held such better days
Days when I still felt alive
We couldn't wait to get outside
The world was wide, too late to try
The tour was over, we'd survived
I couldn't wait 'til I got home
To pass the time in my room alone
I never thought I'd die alone
Another six months, I'll be unknown
Give all my things to all my friends
You'll never step foot in my room again
You'll close it off, board it up
Remember the time that I spilled the cup
Of apple juice in the hall
Please tell mom this is not her fault
I never conquered, rarely came
16 just held such better days
Days when I still felt alive
We couldn't wait to get outside
The world was wide, too late to try
The tour was over, we'd survived
I couldn't wait 'til I got home
To pass the time in my room alone
I never conquered, rarely came
Tomorrow holds such better days
Days when I can still feel alive
When I can't wait to get outside
The world is wide, the time goes by
The tour is over, I've survived
I can't wait 'til I get home
To pass the time in my room alone
Peggy Sue
I know what it's like to be alone sitting in your room
Listening to all the doubts that
Your parents have to say to you
And as your head gets all cluttered inside
Try to stay awake
Everything they say are lies
That's all the shit that you ever have to take
So hold in all your aggressions
Because your grinding your teeth on down to
The bottom of your chin
It's not easy or so damn pleasing
To not laugh at everything they say that
They tell you what to be, you're not alone
I know what it's like to be denied at everything you do
It's not the same reason why that
Makes you change the things that you once knew
As your head gets all cluttered inside
Give more than you take
Everything they say are lies
That's all the shit that you ever have to take
So hold in all your aggressions
Because your grinding your teeth on down to
The bottom of your chin
It's not easy or so damn pleasing
To not laugh at everything they say that
They tell you what to be you're not alone
You say you want to take off your shoes and
Walk barefoot down the street
Just to be the things that you can be
Just live for one more week
You say you want to take off your shoes just to
Walk barefoot down the street
Just to be the things that you can be
Just live for one more week
So hold in all your aggressions
Because your grinding your teeth on down to
The bottom of your chin
It's not easy or so damn pleasing
To not laugh at every word they say that
They tell you what to be, you're not alone
Wendy Clear
Let's take the boat out on the bay
Forget your job for just one day
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
It might be inappropriate because
Either way our band gets dropped, oh yeah
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
But I'd play with fire to break the ice
And I'd play with a nuclear device
Is it something I'll regret, why do I want what I can't get?
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
The three-date theory is getting old
Everyone's getting left out in the cold
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
So I'll see you with another guy
Who pretends not to hear you when you cry, oh yeah
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
But I'd play with fire to break the ice
And I'd play with a nuclear device
Is it something I'll regret, why do I want what I can't get?
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
I'll be movin' on
Movin' on
Movin' on, on, on
Movin' on
Movin' on
Movin' on, on, on
But I'd play with fire to break the ice
And I'd play with a nuclear device
Is it something I'll regret, why do I want what I can't get?
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
Carousel
I talk to you every now and then
I never felt so alone again
I stop to think at a wishing well
My thoughts send me on a carousel
Here I am standing on my own
Not a motion from the telephone
I know not a reason why
Solitudes a reason to die
Just you wait and see
As school life is a
It is a woken dream
Aren't you feeling alone?
I guess its just another
I guess its just another
I guess its just another night alone
Now as I walk down the street
I need a job just to sleep in sheets
Buying food every once in a while
But not enough to purchase a smile
A tank of gas is a treasure to me
I know now that nothing is free
I talk to you every now and then
I never felt so alone again
Just you wait and see
As school life is a
It is a woken dream
Aren't you feeling alone?
I guess its just another
I guess its just another
I guess its just another night alone
All The Small Things
All the small things
True care, truth brings
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip
Always, I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Commiserating
Say it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na
Late night, come home
Work sucks, I know
She left me roses by the stairs
Surprises let me know she cares
Say it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na
Say it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill
The night will go on, my little windmill
Say it ain't so, I will not go (na na na na na na na na na na)
Turn the lights off, carry me home (na na na na na na na na na na)
Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill (na na na na na na na na na na)
The night will go on, the night will go on (na na na na na na na na na na)
My little windmill
Mutt
He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb
She has her curlers set, her credit cards are paying the funds
He's not that old, I've been told, a strong sexual goal
He goes out everyday, she goes every way, oh yeah
They don't even care at all
She's open, waiting for more
And I know he's only looking to score
And it is way too unhealthy, often they've typically
Been starved for attention before
She smokes a dozen and he doesn't seem to notice the smell
He took the seat off his own bike, because the way that it felt
He wants to bone this, I know she is ready to blow
They go out every night, his pants are super tight, oh yeah
They don't even care at all
She's open, waiting for more (she's open, waiting for more)
And I know he's only looking to score (he's only looking to score)
And it is way too unhealthy, often they've typically
Been starved for attention before
She's open, waiting for more
And I know he's only looking to score
And it is way too unhealthy, often they've typically
Been starved for attention before
The Country Song
Dammit
It's alright to tell me what you think about me
I won't try to argue or hold it against you
I know that you're leaving, you must have your reasons
The season is calling your pictures are falling down
The steps that I retraced the sad look on your face
The timing and structure, did you hear, he fucked her
A day late a buck short I'm writing the report
On losing and failing when I move I'm flailing now
And it's happened once again, I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands, sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone and I've been here for too long
To face this on my own, well I guess this is growing up
And maybe I'll see you at a movie, sneak preview
You show up and walk by on the arm of that guy
And I'll smile and you'll wave
We'll pretend it's okay
The charade, it won't last
When he's gone, I won't come back
And it'll happen once again, you'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands, sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone, and you've been there for too long,
To face this on your own, well I guess this is growing up
Well, I guess this is growing up
Man Overboard
So sorry, it's over
So sorry, it's over
There's so much more that I wanted and
There's so much more that I needed and
Time keeps moving on and on and on
Soon well all be gone
Let's take some time to talk this over
Youre out of line and rarely sober
We can't depend on your excuses
Cause in the end it's fucking useless
You can only lean on me for so long
Bring the ship about to watch a friend drown
Sit out on the ledge
begged you to come down
You can only lean on me for so long
I remember shots without a chaser
Absent minded thoughts, now you'e a stranger
Cover up the scars
put on your gameface
Left you in the bar to try and save face
You can only lean on me for so long
Bring the ship about to watch a friend drown
Sit out on the ledge, begged you to come down
You can only lean on me for so long
So sorry it's over, so sorry it's over
There's so much more that I wanted and
There's so much more that I needed and
Time keeps moving on and on and on
soon well all be gone
Man on a mission
Can't say I miss him around
Insider information
hand in your resignation
Loss of a good friend
best of intentions I found
Tight lipped procrastination
Yeah later, see you around
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| Nov 27, 2005 | | Unos, dos, tres, quatro...
when you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
did he hold you till the sun did rise and did he look into your eyes
and ask you to fellate him, and stick a finger or two in his ass
he seems like a total asshole, grandpa is a total fucking asshole
who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass?
he rubs his dick in broken glass.
when you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender?
did he tie your hands behind your head and was it on your mother's bed and...
(he seems like a total asshole,
grandpa is a total fucking asshole who would ever want a dirty,
greasy finger in his ass? he
rubs his dick in broken glass)
this is fucking stupid man,
I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather,
I mean, you guys are related! What's
he gonna do?
Take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed?
Man, you like to fuck him in the butt and
have people come in and watch and mastrubate and cum all over the place,
this is stupid. I hate you all. I'm not even gonna
have sex with my mom tonight, this is stupid!
I hate you.
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| Nov 27, 2005 | | Bad kids Bad christmas spirit. Santa clause is gonna come to your house and shit under all your trees. Santa clause is gonna come rape your dogs! |
| Nov 27, 2005 | | Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
It's mother's day
It's mother's day
It's mother's day
It's mother's day
I'll be fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
It's mother's day
It's mother's day
It's mother's day
It's mother's day |
| Nov 27, 2005 | | [tom]
I want to fuck a dog in the ass
[mark]
he wants to fuck a dog in the ass
[tom]
I wanna fuck a dog
I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
could only find the dog....and his ass
[mark and tom]
we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog
[tom]
I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass
[mark]
Aarrh me and me first mate asurvy cur
[tom]
Tried to fuck a fucking pirate
but I've found the dog
[mark, in mexican accent]
Ahh that was no pirate man that was thine own sister
[music stops]
[mark]
It's a Mexican pirate
[music continues]
[mark and tom]
We want to fuck a dog in the ass
We want to fuck a dog in the ass
wanna fuck a fucking dog
[mark]
fuck you
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| Nov 27, 2005 | | [Tom] You guys wanna hear a song that I wrote about 4 days ago? You really dont have a choice so you might as well be into
it.
[Mark] Yeah, you might as well act like you wanna hear it, cuz otherwise we'll play it twice.
[Tom] Yeah, you bastards. Song goes like this.
[Music Starts]
It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
From your Mom
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| Nov 27, 2005 | | "The Country Song"
Uh oh
Uh oh
Oh shit
Motherfucker!
I'm gonna start dancing!
Take off your pants dad
Your penis is the biggest thing
My Butt's ever had
Because I would know
It feels good
Shut your fucking face
Uncle fucker!
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| Nov 27, 2005 | | my poop itches |
| Nov 27, 2005 | | I know a guy...
He has sex with his sister
He used his dick to pop her
Four foot blister
And i know...
It's not that cool
He fucked her in my swimming pool
He's got three testicles
And he loves to...uhh...
Do shit...
FUCK YEAH!
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| Nov 27, 2005 | | im currently milking my prostate |
| Nov 27, 2005 | | I know I'm pathetic I knew when she said it
A loser a bum's what she called me when I drove her home
There's no more waiting and sure no more wasting
I've done all I can
But she still wants to be left alone
You got, you got, you got to help me out
And I'll try not to argue
No one, no one, no one likes a drop-out
Mistakes are hard to undo
Don't pull me down this is where I belong
I think I'm different
But I'm the same and I'm wrong
Don't pull me down this is where I belong
I think I'm different
This is where I belong
I think it's disgusting believing and trusting
If I gave a fuck
There would be nothing for me to prove
Although it's amusing, it's slightly confusing
I've done all I can
But her ego is still hard to move
You got, you got, you got to help me out
And I'll try not to argue
No one, no one, no one likes a drop-out
Mistakes are hard to undo
Don't pull me down this is where I belong
I think I'm different
But I'm the same and I'm wrong
Don't pull me down this is where I belong
I think I'm different
This is where I belong
Don't pull me down this is where I belong
I think I'm different
This is where I belong
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| Nov 27, 2005 | | this next song is for anyone who knew us before enema of the state....here it goes |
| Nov 27, 2005 | | thats what you say when your parents catch you masterbating i wasnt master bating i was just cleaning it and it went off. |
| Nov 27, 2005 | | just as an act of randomness, charles metcalf is the fattest piece of shit i have ever seen! |
| Nov 27, 2005 | | no seriously Mark Hey....i wasnt masterbating i was just cleanung it and it went off |
| Nov 27, 2005 | | what, what the fuck do you want Tom. Im so sick of "Hey, hey mark look at... look at how it gets bigger when i rub it, hey mark come here! |
| Nov 27, 2005 | | Hey uh Mark |
| Nov 27, 2005 | | that was mean |
| Nov 27, 2005 | | No way!! Your dick is small dark and ugly |
| Nov 27, 2005 | | hey i thought we were all talking about shiting our pants......how about we go back to that topic.....i kinda liked that topic..........................................................................................does anybody want to sleep with me |
| Nov 27, 2005 | | i fucked your mom!! |
| Nov 27, 2005 | | shit, piss, fuck cunt, cock sucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, and, twat |
| Nov 27, 2005 | | me 2, WOW!!! I never knew shiting your pants was so much fun. FUCK Billiards, im gonna start a site on teaching people to shit themselves. |
| Nov 27, 2005 | | fuck off ass holes
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| Nov 27, 2005 | | since you guys are all talking about shiting your pants i thought i'd stop by |
| Nov 27, 2005 | | my terds are big, hairy, long, and smell like perfume!! (herrrrr!) |
| Nov 27, 2005 | | i didnt know you shit your pants. thats just amazing |
| Nov 26, 2005 | | if i practiced this drill as many times each day as i shit my pants, i'd be a freakin expert |
| Nov 8, 2005 | | s |
| Aug 18, 2005 | | as soon as i started doing this drill i saw almost immediat results!!!
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| Jun 29, 2005 | | I dont' have a bridge but i still got them all. I PWN ALL |
| Apr 26, 2005 | | darn nabbit
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| Apr 23, 2005 | | this is so bad |
| Apr 16, 2005 | | fuck |
| Mar 31, 2005 | | mofo suns of bitches this site suxs |
| Mar 11, 2005 | | You can also get off of your lazy ass and learn how to shoot ambidextrious like a good Southern player would! |
| Feb 9, 2005 | | I agree Jorb to the MAX!!! |
| Feb 9, 2005 | | You suck\tee hee |
| Mar 16, 2004 | | I love it!!!
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| Feb 9, 2004 | | lol Oct 2nd didnt happen to mention if he is a pro or not, I am assuming not though, heres the funny part I have several videos most of which by the preacher, Know him? Probably not, anyway he instructs you to hold your bridge and stick just like you are telling everyone not to. As for the bar league comment, well I play on two, and anytime you want to roll the rock against this bar leaguer why then bring lots or $ and let Get er Done. After that I will let you play my brother, who is also on my "Bar league team" and you can see how bad he is LOL by the by he is only 14. |
| Nov 20, 2003 | | Try the Moosehead bridge. Great item, has 9 different bridging positions--even ones low enough for draw while keeping your cue level. |
| Oct 13, 2003 | | Bar league. I play in one and have many books on the sport. You got the 6 through wacko! Do not make assumptions based on where people play |
| Oct 2, 2003 | | Don't hold your cue like a dart. Hold your stick so your forearm is parallel with the table. That way you can stroke level. Also don't put the bridge head 2 inches away from the object ball. Keep as far as possible to a max of about 9 inches. Pool is all about stroke. How can you stroke the ball when you shoot down on it like a dart. Some people need to quit their stupid bar leagues and actually read a book or watch a tape and study how profesionals do it. |
| Apr 9, 2003 | | you never need to hit a ball hard. you stroke hard. its not recomended to use draw while using a bridge although it is possible if you shoot down on it a little, but don't shoot down on it with the tip on the middle of the stick or it will jump like a mexican over the Rio Grande. Also you should RARELY have to use the bridge. Learn how to play with both hands. |
| Nov 7, 2002 | | Until you get a little more experienced.. I wouldn't recommend using "draw" with a bridge during an actual game.
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| Sep 24, 2002 | | I tend to jack up pretty high and get really close to the cue ball when I need to use draw. |
| Sep 21, 2002 | | Some notes on using a bridge:
* Lay the bridge down on the table, and hold it down FIRMLY with your bridge hand. Don't try to hold the butt of the bridge in the air while you shoot.
* Hold your cue like you were throwing a dart.
* Don't try to get too fancy. You can use draw or english with a bridge, but your main objective is making the shot. Having great shape doesn't mean squat if you've dogged the shot. |
| Sep 4, 2002 | | What is the best way to get draw on the cue ball when using the bridge. The further away I move the bridge from the cue ball the less acurate I am and I don't like hitting down on the cue ball? |
| Apr 18, 2002 | | I've been practicing a lot using the bridge lately. One thing that I like to practice is hitting the ball very hard while using the bridge. Your aim needs to be perfect not to miss. |
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